Thursday, May 21, 2009

Confessions of Two Angry Black Queens : The Aim Convos [Edition 1]

J.B (11:05:59 PM): goonette.
J.S (11:06:17 PM): jezebel?
"J.B" (11:06:36 PM): lol our convo from yest. i said we'd continue
J.S (11:06:55 PM): LOL i figured but goonette caught me off guard lol
"J.B" (11:07:20 PM): lol plies....bust it baby, goonette
"J.B." (11:07:48 PM): imma send u the link to his new show....its RIDICULOUS! coonery at its finest, not eveeeen funny
"J.B." (11:08:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w0Ske9NKnQ
J.S (11:09:02 PM): ok, i love connery
"J.B." (11:09:09 PM): lmao!
"J.B" (11:12:08 PM): its embarrassing as a black woman trying to make it in the world...i couldnt believe it when i saw the link on my gossip website lol
J.S. (11:14:00 PM): WHAT THE HELL!!!! this is not even funny but yet im dying
J.S (11:14:18 PM): PLEASE dont tell me this is a real show?
"J.B." (11:14:24 PM): yes
"J.B." (11:14:25 PM): it is
J.S. (11:14:26 PM): i would petition
J.S. (11:14:28 PM): it
"J.B." (11:14:29 PM): niggerdom
"J.B." (11:15:35 PM): oh me and my sisters friends and my friends DIED laughing when we first saw it
J.S (11:16:41 PM): i think i would run OUT the club if i saw that but im female what do i know lol
"J.B." (11:17:04 PM): lol basically......i would run off the street if i saw that
J.S (11:19:03 PM): Bet BETTER NOT show that
"J.B." (11:19:23 PM): vh1
"J.B." (11:19:31 PM): you know vh1 dont care WHAT they put on
J.S (11:19:55 PM): yea ALL their stuff is trashy....but Al sharpton might say something about this lol
"J.B." (11:20:20 PM): martin luther HAS something to say about THIS lol
J.S. (11:23:13 PM): and another question is....what target audience are they looking for with this show?
"JB" (11:23:52 PM): goonettes, thugs, bust it babies
J.S. (11:24:25 PM): NOOOO, they will have girls sayin "well if she can do it so can i"
"J.B." (11:25:19 PM): she should still legally be a child bc of her size
J.S. (11:57:30 PM): never never enough...then they end up like R.Kelly singin "When a woman's fed up"
"J.B." (12:02:11 AM): yeah well you can cry a river until an ocean starts to form, but my butt is going to be in that same river sippin coladas on the million dollar yacht YOU paid for LOL
J.S. (12:10:35 AM): LOL
J.S. (12:10:44 AM): why are guys sooooo late
J.S. (12:10:54 AM): my mom said its in their genetics lol
"J.B." (12:11:32 AM): lol bitchassness must be in their dna too lol
"J.B." (12:22:08 AM): .triflin....but you beggin like luther and keith
J.S. (12:29:21 AM): yea then u remember that...u aint keith or luther lol
"J.B." (12:29:36 AM): LMAO
"J.B." (12:29:48 AM): or barry or ginuwine or joe or tyrese
"J.B." (12:29:56 AM): you not even bobby brown
J.S. (12:30:14 AM): not even kanye over a synthesizor
"J.B." (12:30:20 AM): lmao
J.S. (12:31:38 AM): i loooove chrisette new album
"J.B." (12:31:54 AM): she needs to come to friday's
J.S. (12:38:58 AM): better not be no budget cuts
"J.B." (12:39:20 AM): lmao
"J.B." (12:39:27 AM): recession. times are hard
J.S. (12:47:19 AM): what if they be like aint no fridays...go home lol
"J.B." (12:47:30 AM): lmao!!!!
"J.B." (12:47:46 AM): lol naw go to paradise or cotton club
J.S. (12:51:43 AM): lol go to DC
J.S. (1:17:00 AM): basically! ...it must be a richmond thing
"J.B." (1:17:26 AM): lmao cuz you know we all ghetto and violent
J.S.(1:37:24 AM): have you seen the mylife is average website...its the opposite of fmylife. lol
J.S. (1:41:14 AM): this is so sad: www. mylifeisaverage.com
J.S. (1:43:52 AM): we need to think of a website now!
"J.B." (1:44:32 AM): lifesuxrightnow.com....lsrn
J.S. (1:45:52 AM): hatetosayitolduso.com
J.S. (1:46:42 AM): theres actually one called textsfromlastnight.co its pretty funny
J.S. (1:46:47 AM): .com*
"J.B." (1:47:27 AM): supermanthatnig.com
J.S. (1:47:35 AM): i got it!: slapaho.com
"J.B." (1:47:48 AM): lmao!
"J.B." (1:47:54 AM): fuckathug.com
J.S. (1:47:59 AM): *dies*
"J.B." (1:48:02 AM): from my fave gossip website
"J.B." (1:48:08 AM): lmao
J.S. (1:48:29 AM): whatibroughtwithmychildsupport.com
"J.B." (1:49:59 AM): lmao im too through!
"J.B." (1:50:37 AM): cutatrick123.com
J.S. (1:50:51 AM): lol 123
J.S. (1:51:04 AM): thatswhatshesaid.com
"J.B." (1:51:46 AM): whathadhappenedwas....com
J.S. (1:51:56 AM): LOOL
J.S. (1:52:31 AM): sothatshowitishuh.com
"J.B." (1:53:23 AM): imean....com
J.S. (1:54:02 AM): feverybodylifeexcepmine.com
"J.B." (1:54:32 AM): markassbuster.com
J.S. (1:54:52 AM): lol i like that!
"J.B." (1:56:44 AM): lol we have the winners: markassbuster.com and thatswhatshesaid.com
"J.B." (2:00:07 AM): lol make it the site logo
"J.B." (2:28:35 AM): strippin and being a goonette doesnt scream uva degree
J.S. (2:30:18 AM): lol it may be impressive that graduated in 4 years but not a resume booster

posted by Jadey @ 7:13 PM

2 Comments:

At May 22, 2009 at 6:10 AM , Blogger Nersh™ said...

Wow you and Miss Jana ummmm crack me up!!! lol but this "Goonette" show IS coonery, complete. That is so embarrassing and I am here to tell you that if a male was talking to me and used the term "bust it baby" and "intelligent, independent women" in the SAME sentence I would be kind of upset. lol.

What WILL they come up with next??

How about

thisisafakeapology.com lol...you girls go too hard

 
At May 22, 2009 at 6:16 AM , Blogger Nersh™ said...

P.S. Where can I find this gossip site? lol I think I know the one you're talking about but not sure.

P.P.S. HAHAHA did you see the comment where the guy was like "This is one situation where Black on Black violence is okay! Someone shoot this fool"

P.P.P.S. This and other forms of "coonery" may be my next post...lol I shall title it "What Aunt Jemima and Your Favorite Rapper Have in Common" ...this is so sad, so sad.

 

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